November 5, 2010 | 3:30 PM | By

Charter Schools: Like Seeing a Dentist for a Heart Condition?

FILED UNDER: Education, Charter Schools, Children, Schools

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Latin American Montessori Bilingual Public Charter School, D.C.

While I was reading anything and everything last night, to curate our morning link roundup, I stumbled across this:

If doctors were treated like teachers:

1. “Charter hospitals” could certify “smart people” as qualified to begin practicing medicine without any prior experience in the field if they had had “some business background.”

2. Since a “doctor” can “doctor” anything, a cardiologist would be on staff at a hospital in place of a urologist when there was a shortage of urologists. The cardiologist could “learn on the job.”…

3. Whenever a doctor gave a patient a prescription, the patient’s parents could come to the doctor’s office demanding he or she change the prescription since the parents “knew better.”

4. Because of a shortage of doctors, Mayor Bloomberg would institute a summer “crash course” in medicine for people who had no background in the field but “liked playing doctor” when they were little. Those who got through the six-week course would then be considered qualified to care for the most severely ill patients since no other doctors would want to do the job.

5. Doctors would qualify for “permanent license” if they showed by their rates of patient survival that they were “improving their scores.” In order to do so, doctors would only treat the healthiest patients and refuse to treat the sicker ones to keep their rates of successful treatment high…

10. A special program — “Heal for America” — would recruit students who graduated from the top colleges in the country but with no background in pre-medicine to “try to make a difference” by being placed in the most severely crowded and understaffed clinics and hospitals so they could know “what it feels like” to be a doctor, if only for a few years.

I’ve only included about half of the eleven points, but I think you get the picture. Obviously the author of the piece, Professor Joel Shatzky, was thinking about New York City, since he referred to “Mayor Bloomberg”, but this “listicle” contains several of the grievances I’ve heard from D.C. teachers– especially the “Heal for America”-example. What do you think?

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