Tweet of the Day, 01.05

It’s a tie:

Whoever left the reciept in the ATM with a $155,008.58 balance in their checking account made me feel pretty lousy about my situation.
@robpitingolo
Rob Pitingolo

and

completely livid at our nation's Total Apathy towards fact that DC's 600,000 residents are unrepresented in Congress. Statehood = solution.
@DG_rad
David Garber